The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was John Major who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.