The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving louts.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to louts terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.