The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists drilling for oil in one family's back garden was some bloke in the pub who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..