The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..