The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.