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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was a hardworking family who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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