Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow the politically correct Islington lefties such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but the politically correct Islington lefties have this week been revealed as terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps the politically correct Islington lefties would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The Queen who this week said, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is acceptable behaviour.