The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..