The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was James May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.