The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.