The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving asylum seekers.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to asylum seekers setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..