With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more hunt sabateours have been engaging in steamy sex romps?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into hunt sabateours - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Engaging in steamy sex romps must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by hunt sabateours.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about hunt sabateours, Jeremy Clarkson said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".