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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Theresa May who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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