The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..