I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.