I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Welcoming foreigners is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t welcoming foreigners in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.