I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t binge drinking in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.