The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends engaging in steamy sex romps was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..