The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.