The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was some bloke in the pub who today said arbeit macht frei.