The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy eating babies was Nick Clegg who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..