Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks has been perpetrated by French unions.

The Mail can reveal that French unions are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Bernard Jenkin said of the French unions, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".