The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Jim Davidson who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.