The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to the unions setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.