The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said the day of the yob is upon us.