The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez drilling for oil in one family's back garden was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..