Glue-sniffing teenagers have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Some bloke in the pub said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.