Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been training in Al-Quaeda terror camps outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Michael Howerd has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Training in Al-Quaeda terror camps: The True Face Of Evil", Michael Howerd says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.