The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..