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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" engaging in steamy sex romps was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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