The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was some bloke in the pub who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..