The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses welcoming foreigners was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..