The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..