The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..