The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Michael Howerd who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..