The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Waterboarding is not torture.