The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..