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The Mail has learned that Jeremy Corbyn fans are responsible for using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists.

Has the world gone mad? Jeremy Corbyn fans are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to John Major, who said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."


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