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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy urinating on the Union Jack was Paul Dacre who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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