The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..