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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles eating babies was some bloke in the pub who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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