The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was a hardworking family who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..