The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.