In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that hoody-wearing layabouts have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of hoody-wearing layabouts without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against hoody-wearing layabouts and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. David Cameron speaking in support of our campaign said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

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