I’m not racist but surely allowing teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking on council estates is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values aren’t binge drinking on council estates in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.