The Mail has learned that Guardian-reading do-gooders are responsible for selling heroin to the unions.

Has the world gone mad? Guardian-reading do-gooders are selling heroin to the unions with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Jacob Rees-Mogg, who said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."