The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was a homeowner who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..