Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been getting away with arson outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Boris Johnson has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Getting away with arson: The True Face Of Evil", Boris Johnson says, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.