Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of trolling social media users has been perpetrated by Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

The Mail can reveal that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of the Jeremy Corbyn admirers, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".