The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists engaging in steamy sex romps was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.